Why am I writing about the 3rd Annual O'Debbie Awards if it's held in New York's East Village and I'm about five thousand miles away?
Because I'm miffed, that's why.
Four years into the O'Debra Twins' open mic show, and they're holding their third annual awards show... including an award for "Best Third Nipple."
There it is, official news about my subject of choice. And the awards show happened last week.
And I don't know who won! (It wasn't me, but I bet whoever did was the coolest person there.)
If anyone out there has any photos, or know who won, do tell.