Monday, February 27, 2006

More Third Nipple Stories

Here's another person "outing" their third nipple.

Actually, she outs her twin sister too. Put that in your pipe and smoke it! Twins, and they both have three nipples! You go, girl -- if you got it, flaunt it. (Or "flaunt tit," I like to say.)

My sister's third nipple is underneath her left breast, and it's inverted. Mine pokes out from under my right one. Face to face, we could practically plug into each other. (We figure that's where we broke apart.)

I love it! Conjoined at the superfluous nipple and separated at birth, like a little Lego piece. Third nipples rock.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

It's Nippleman!

Do people with three (or more) nipples have superpowers? Apparently, yes.

While I may not know exactly what they are, there are those who do. Case in point, a Swedish animator named Tobbe Andersson knows enough to publish this sketch:

Nippleman! Using the power of three nipples to fight the forces of evil! Superfluous nipple, activate!

I'm not sure about the moustache or the pot belly. I don't think he's going to get a lot of action with the ladies, but I would have said the same about Ron Jeremy.