Lily Allen is 50% more talented than the average pop singer, mainly because she has 50% more nipples. It's a fact.
And like me, she's not ashamed of it. Proud, even. Damn proud. Proud enough to show it off during an interview on Dutch TV. And let the interviewer touch it, even though he's an older, overweight Dutchman. (My apologies if you're into old fat dudes from the Netherlands. But seriously, seek help.)
WARNING: While hiking up her shirt, she accidentally reveals one of her normal, cute yet boring nipples.