Three Nipples Point in One Direction

Sweet.

You know, I've been lazy lately, not keeping up with my posting, thinking I've seen it all, and then POW!  I'm back in the game, baby.

Harry Styles, from One Direction (girls are swooning right freaking now), just got a new tattoo right beside his third nipple.

Hey, teenage girl across the street, bring your Tiger Beat magazine over here and look at this: The Harry has three nipples!  No, Niall doesn't have one too.

Um, is that a Tardis?  Dude.  Not bad.

And yeah, that headline totally rocks.  Thanks Harry, glad to know you're one of us.

Dr. Oz weighs in on Third Nipples

So what does Dr. Oz say about having an extra nipple? Not much, just that about 5% of people have one, they're pretty cool, and that you shouldn't worry about it.

Personally, I'd be more excited if he revealed the secret powers it bestows on us. Nudge nudge wink wink, all you extra nipple people know what I'm talking about.

See the video here.