Thursday, August 30, 2007

Extra nipples in the mail

Let us raise a glass to Jaime, a brave man full of confidence and the utter lack of shame needed to post a photo of your extra nipples on the Internet!

Jaime wrote me an email the other day (pics [AT] superfluousnipple [DOT] com) and basically took me to task for not having enough photos of people with four nipples on the site.

Well, Jaime, first of all, there are several. (here, here, and here.) Just because I've only got three nipples doesn't mean that's where I draw the line. Leah's got nine and we like her just fine. (Watch for her to steal the show in Extra Nipples: The Movie!)

So here, in the pursuit of parity, is Jaime and his four nipples.


Oh, and Jaime? Get a better camera. And some lighting. I can barely make out the third one, let alone fourth.

Of course, Jaime never gave me explicit permission to post his picture here, but hey -- he mailed it to me. Open season!

And for the sake of balance, here's mine. Note how it's in focus... not that that's necessarily a good thing. Damn, I should have shaved my chest first.



Call it what you will: accessory nipple, superfluous nipple, supernumerary nipple, third nipple, extra nipple... tons of us have them, and they're not going away.

2 comments:

Ɯbermilf said...

I just wanted you to know that this post is completely tongue-in-cheek and is meant as a satire of homophobics.

Thank you for your understanding.

Nubin said...

must i say..
your thirdie is beautiful
and don't you worry about
shaving your chest!!
i have a hair fetish..
i know that's gross..
but disgusting fetishes is
something that comes along
with an accessory nipple.

you guessed it!! nubin