Jo Whiley has gone under the knife to have a third nipple removed.Oh my word, I feel for your loss. I'd imagine it's how a telepath would feel if they suddenly lost all their mental powers. I'm glad your husband is sticking by you, now that you've got one less nipple.
The BBC Radio 1 DJ thought she was having a large mole cut off near one of her breasts.
But she says she was shocked when her doctor told her it was actually a mini nipple reports The Sun.
She said: "My husband has nicknamed me Scaramanga, after the James Bond baddie who also had three. Strange. On Monday I had three nipples, today I've got two."
Be warned, though: sometimes people who've undergone amputations report feeling in their non-existent limbs... the "phantom limb" phenomena.
If you feel it perking up on a chilly day, just try to remember the good times. We're there for you.