Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Zac Efron has FOUR nipples!

Man, it seems like the latest crop of celebrities is packed with extra nipples. And today we add another to our ranks...

Zac Efron, of High School Musical fame, has two superfluous nipples just below the regular two.


In this pic of his 2007 vacation to Hawaii with Vanessa Hudgens (only two nipples on her, as you may have seen in the news recently), he clearly has two symmetrical supernumerary nipples just below the other ones.

Man, those paparazzi with their telephoto digital cameras do serve their purpose. After all, greater image resolution means that we'll soon be seeing superfluous nipples EVERYWHERE!

8 comments:

abi said...

that is wierd

Anonymous said...

1 in 10 people have more than two nipples so you're bound to find celebrities with them besides most of the time it just looks like a mole so who honetly gives a damn

Anonymous said...

WHO CARES!

Anonymous said...

You mean aside from anonymous people who not only read the story but went out of their way to comment on something written a year ago? You're new to this whole internet-asshole thing, aren't you?

Failtroll.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure those aren't marks left by a plastic surgeon who didn't do such a great job after all? Where are the areolas?

Anonymous said...

I don't think much of Efron as an actor mainly because he cannot act, but give him some credit. He has an amazing set of pecs and his man nipples (he has TWO) are beautiful. He is as physically normal as they come and his chest is spectacular. I would love to play with his two perfect nipples!

Dread Pirate Robert said...

Sheesh, another sad person who won't face the facts. He was here in town earlier this year and yes, they're nipples.

For the areola question, extra nipples are, most of the time, much smaller than the other ones. Mine is. But it doesn't change what it is.

Which is, if I must be blunt, NOT a mole. :P

Viagra Online Without Prescription said...

Well I am not a trustful person, so I think I will have to check myself -just to be sure- if Vanessa Hudgens only has two nipples. It's just me, bastard agnostic.